Some gems from my online traffic safety course

“The first intersections were probably created by early man looking for the best route to water holes or hunting grounds.”
“I’m Hulk Hogan and I yield to nobody. And when I’m wrestling in the ring, I yield to nobody. But when I’m on the road, I always yield to an emergency vehicle with its lights flashing [...]

The Derby Disaster: Eight Belles and Ethics

I don’t know a thing about horse racing, and I don’t follow it. All I know that the Kentucky Derby happens once a year.
I’m probably not qualified to react this way about a sport (is it even a sport?) that I know nothing about, but it seems pretty sick to [...]