July 18, 2008...10:59 am

Some gems from my online traffic safety course

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“The first intersections were probably created by early man looking for the best route to water holes or hunting grounds.”

“I’m Hulk Hogan and I yield to nobody. And when I’m wrestling in the ring, I yield to nobody. But when I’m on the road, I always yield to an emergency vehicle with its lights flashing and siren going. It’s probably on its way to pick up the last dude who thought he could beat me in the ring. And take it from me…when I’m on the road, I never insist on the right of way. I can handle a 300-pound wrestler, but even I’m no match for a 3000-pound car. And neither are you.”

“Earlier in this program we discussed man-made laws and how they impact our driving effectiveness. In this segment, we’re going to talk about several other laws that come into play when we’re driving a vehicle. They’re called natural laws. Like gravity. Gravity is what keeps us from flying off into space, unless, of course, you’re an astronaut.”

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  • how ironic that hulk hogan should be in a traffic safety video and his son is in jail for not following traffic safety rules.


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